Shmoopy!!! I love this cat. I don't have any of Oreo :(

Tara and her nephew Robbie! Awww isn't that sweet? If you talk to him online all he'll do is send you smiley faces and say "Hahahahahahahaha!"

McNasby and... what's that other kid's name? Oh, right, MARDER, but he's dead to me now.

This is at Karaoke Night at Applebees during the summer. They are "singing" Touch Me by The Doors.

FINE, even though he's dead to me now, this was damn funny.